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- According to doctors is a disease, just as always in bed. - According to lawyers is an injustice, because there is always one that is underneath. - According to the Alentejo is a perfect machine, because it is unique in that it works lying. - According to the architects of the project is a mistake, because the area of recreation is very close to the area of sanitation. - According to politicians is an act of perfect democracy, because we all enjoy regardless of position. - According to economists is a perverse effect because most of what comes out. Sometimes, no one knows what is active, passive, or if there is value added. - According to the accountants is a perfect exercise: enter the rough, it is the balance sheet, strip is a gross and the net is. In some cases, it can still generate dividends. - According to a mathematical equation is perfect. The woman puts the unit in brackets, increases the membership at maximum power and pulls it the product, reducing it to its minimum expression. - According to psychologists, is to explain fucked!

My girlfriend and I were together for over ten years, so I decided to marry. There was only one thing that I am bored, was the younger sister of her. My future sister-in-law had nested 25, wore mini skirts and big cleavages ... I had the mania to lower right next to me, and I had often pleasant visions of their underwear. One day called me and invited me to go see the invitations for my wedding. Arriving there, she told me that soon I would be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not forget and do not want to forget. She wanted to make love to me just once before I get married. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I go up to my room if you want, but you have to go up and get me ...." I was amazed. I was frozen while watching climb the stairs. When she reached the top of the ladder, pulled the panties and threw it to the ladder for me. I stayed there for a moment, then turned to me and went right to the front door. Open the door and walked out of the house. I walked towards my car. My future father-in-law, mother-in-law and my fiancee were out there. With tears in her eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are very happy to get moving in our small test! We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "

Moral of the story: "Always save condoms in the glove box"

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Condoms-SCI woman: For a lifetime
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Condoms-Optimus: Follow how you feel
Condoms-Vodafone: Live the moment, NOW
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Condoms-Officenter: The rest and conversation
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Condoms-C & A: Use and Abuse
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