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That fire was not the worst.

However, the firefighters found a fatal victim. It was a

blonde, upside down, with the index finger pointing somewhere.

Beside her was a fire extinguisher, where it read:

'In Case of Fire, Turn upside down and Point to the Flame'

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A blonde was driving on a road when he saw a sign that read:

'Dangerous curve on the Left.' She had no doubts: to become

Right!

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Why is a blonde, every time you buy a carton of milk, open it up

right there in the supermarket? Because the box is written: 'Open here'.

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A blonde enters the race at home and shouted:

- Daddy, Daddy, I saw two thieves to steal our car!

- And you are able to recognize them? - Asks the father.

- No! - She answered - but I wrote it down registration to ... ..!

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You know why the blond only use the letter T in their agenda for

phones? They write: Telephone of Ana, Telephone of Mary,

The phone

Manuel, etc ...