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When you see lying, with closed eyes, in your bed, with the light off and you ask:
- Are you asleep?
- No! I am the coach to die!

When we take an appliance for the repair and technical question:
- You failed?
- No! ... Is that he was tired of being home and I brought him to walk.

Where is the rain and realize you going out in the rain, asking:
- Are you going out with this rain?
- No, I will go to the next ...

When you just get up and it's a stupid (always) and asks:
- You wake?
- No. I'm sleepwalking!

Your friend calls your house and asks:
- Where are you?
- In North Pole! A hurricane has brought to my house here!

You just take a bath and someone asks:
- You made bath?
- No! ... It is raining in the toilet !!!!!