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A couple walks into a restaurant known of Porto and meets with a group of friends, one turns to her husband:
- Hello Peter, how are you? The husband replied:
- Mal, I have AIDS. The doctor gave me only a few months of life.
The ex-friend and FICA are all encavacado. The woman says her husband sotto voce:
Peter, do not be fooled! How do you say to people who have AIDS are TU is what really got lung cancer?
The husband replied:
- I die anyway, but the one you eats you ...!